Close your eyes ya'll!!

I'm about to embark on something I haven't done for a good many years. I'm afraid...very afraid. YOU should be too! On this, my last full day of babysitting my 4 grandkids, I promised them a trip to the waterpark at Independence. You think "So...". What you might not understand is that means I have to dress myself and my ? year old body in what is someone elses idea of adequate covering for the ancient female form...otherwise known as a one piece swimming suit. My idea of adequatly covering this body would be something starting at the knees (just below actually as I have knobby knees) and ends somewhere not quite as high as a turtle neck, with arms that cover my hanging banner of flabbing arms that wave in the breeze. Unfortunatly, I wasn't able to find something along that line, so I had to compromise. I definately came out on the losing end of the compromise. I'm thinking if I divide my body into fourths, cover each fourth with a grandkid, making them walk in syncronised steps with me until I can get into the water...it's worth a try. Wish me luck!